Trump Blues

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

When your lawyer and your manager

Both get pinned on eight counts each

You can bet your bottom dollar

That you’re next, not out of reach

The blue wave is upon you

And Mueller’s just off-stage

So, nothing could save you

Not stupidity nor your rage

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

Fake news will tell the story

Of you and all your glory

Your money won’t mean nothin’

In a cell with your new husband.

Now, Putin might get jealous

And send some of his fellas

But that won’t mean a thing

When your buddies start to sing.

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

Now, all those little babies

That you stole from Mexico

Will be the ones to judge you

At the courthouse of your trial.

All the generals and the soldiers

Know you don’t deserve a parade

‘Cause you’re a 5-time draft dodger

Your M.O. has been made.

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

Your mouth is like a toilet

Spitting insults all around

But Manafort and Cohen

Are about to bring you down

Who knew a gallant sistah

From a Youngstown housing project

Would be the one to fix ya

Put the noose around your neck

Omarosa got the goods on ya

With the N-word and such

You had no idea she was on your case

Cause you were out of touch

She might have been a low-life

She might have been a dog

But she got you in the gizzard

Like a bullfrog on a log

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

You tweeted at midnight

And early in the morn

Your BS was your downfall

Since the day you were born

You tweeted about a witch hunt

And said it was a shame

But they caught five wizards

Calling out your name

Cohen, Flynn, Papadopoulos

Manafort and Gates

Were all your main men

And you’re next, just you wait!

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

Kellyanne and Sarah Huckabee

Can defend you all day long

But your lies are gonna get you

Cause we all know you were wrong

Wrong to defend the Nazis

White supremacists and the like

Wrong to kidnap babies

From their mothers out of sight

Wrong to call war heroes

Only victims of their fall

Wrong to call newscasters

Enemies of us all

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

Now, yo’ mama and yo’ sister

And yo’ daughters and your wives

Sure could not like you grabbin’ pussies

And disrupting women’s lives

You’re a bully and a despot

Who cares less about us folks

That’s why we wrote these Trump blues

Cause you’re actions are no joke.

Collude, Collude, Collude

Be rude, be rude, be rude

Collusion is such confusion

But conspiracy is clear as day.

 

©2018 Joan Cartwright and Sandra Kaye

 

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