Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
When your lawyer and your manager
Both get pinned on eight counts each
You can bet your bottom dollar
That you’re next, not out of reach
The blue wave is upon you
And Mueller’s just off-stage
So, nothing could save you
Not stupidity nor your rage
Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
Fake news will tell the story
Of you and all your glory
Your money won’t mean nothin’
In a cell with your new husband.
Now, Putin might get jealous
And send some of his fellas
But that won’t mean a thing
When your buddies start to sing.
Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
Now, all those little babies
That you stole from Mexico
Will be the ones to judge you
At the courthouse of your trial.
All the generals and the soldiers
Know you don’t deserve a parade
‘Cause you’re a 5-time draft dodger
Your M.O. has been made.
Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
Your mouth is like a toilet
Spitting insults all around
But Manafort and Cohen
Are about to bring you down
Who knew a gallant sistah
From a Youngstown housing project
Would be the one to fix ya
Put the noose around your neck
Omarosa got the goods on ya
With the N-word and such
You had no idea she was on your case
Cause you were out of touch
She might have been a low-life
She might have been a dog
But she got you in the gizzard
Like a bullfrog on a log
Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
You tweeted at midnight
And early in the morn
Your BS was your downfall
Since the day you were born
You tweeted about a witch hunt
And said it was a shame
But they caught five wizards
Calling out your name
Cohen, Flynn, Papadopoulos
Manafort and Gates
Were all your main men
And you’re next, just you wait!
Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
Kellyanne and Sarah Huckabee
Can defend you all day long
But your lies are gonna get you
Cause we all know you were wrong
Wrong to defend the Nazis
White supremacists and the like
Wrong to kidnap babies
From their mothers out of sight
Wrong to call war heroes
Only victims of their fall
Wrong to call newscasters
Enemies of us all
Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
Now, yo’ mama and yo’ sister
And yo’ daughters and your wives
Sure could not like you grabbin’ pussies
And disrupting women’s lives
You’re a bully and a despot
Who cares less about us folks
That’s why we wrote these Trump blues
Cause you’re actions are no joke.
Collude, Collude, Collude
Be rude, be rude, be rude
Collusion is such confusion
But conspiracy is clear as day.
©2018 Joan Cartwright and Sandra Kaye
Words We Speak 