Why old people die

These are some of the reasons why old people die. If you have others, leave them in the comments.

• They live next door to young people with boom boxes that wreck their nerves.
• They live with a younger woman, a hot mama, who freezes them to death with air conditioning.
• They can see their irrelevance in the eyes of young people.
• They can’t get to the casino anymore.
• They forgot how to laugh.
• They can’t hear their favorite music anymore.